Tobey Maguire

Simpy the legendary youtube poop spider man

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
Tobey maguire -

by I am the OWO April 21, 2019

Attempting to be funny and random

Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.

Person: What do you think of Iraq

Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think

Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie

Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think


Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

soon-to-be-milf

1. One who is not yet a milf.
2. A milf who has yet to have children.

I love Milfs, GMilfs and Soon-to-be-milfs

by alexakis December 25, 2007

Sucks to be you

Often used in meaning you have created the situation yourself and you should suffer for it for your own stupidity. Conservatives love to use it and imply it's a lack of 'personal responsibility' for the person under going the hardship or bad situation. It can also tie into darwinism and the idea it's survival of the most fit or having the most prepared minds.

A guy tells a woman online that he got divorced and now has to pay child support. She says, it's your own fault for not getting to know her better and it sucks to be you!

by hongestguy87110 August 2, 2009

too lit to be legit

When it's too good to be true

YO m8 that party was too lit to be legit

by TheHecticFrost March 31, 2017

see ya, don't want to be ya

Affected humorous goodbye to someone the speaker can't stand. The bit before the comma is spoken out loud, the rest is more sotto voce; the whole phrase may be repeated straight out to a third party.

Yeah, fine, Travis, whatever you say, love the jacket, see ya, don't want to be ya.

by Fearman March 4, 2008

to be freaky (tbf)

when someone ask how you would be freaky with them

boy: “yo shordy hmu w a to be freaky (tbf)
Shordy: “tbf id fuck you so much”

by fuckmedaddyysysysy January 10, 2018