The theory that if you have one thousand darts, and you throw them at a dartboard, one will eventually hit the bulls eye. Applicable to dating, hooking up, etc.
Guy 1: "Mike, how does a guy like you get a girl like Lisa?"
Guy 2: "It's the thousand dart theory, man."
Guy 1: "What do you mean?"
Guy 2: "Just keep asking. Eventually one you're interested in will say yes. All the rest of them can do is say no."
Guy 2: "It's the thousand dart theory, man."
Guy 1: "What do you mean?"
Guy 2: "Just keep asking. Eventually one you're interested in will say yes. All the rest of them can do is say no."
by Arid_ February 17, 2009
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A slang word most commonly used in Hawkesbay New Zealand.
to "Bridie" is to act is the most retarded manner possible.
and to "thomson" is to be superbly cool.
therefore to be a "Bridie Thomson" is to be the coolest retard ever.
to "Bridie" is to act is the most retarded manner possible.
and to "thomson" is to be superbly cool.
therefore to be a "Bridie Thomson" is to be the coolest retard ever.
"wow man, that dance move was so Bridie Thomson"
"that shit I took was the most Bridie thomson shit ive ever taken"
"Oi ya chinky, what are you wearing?? do you think you are Bridie Thomson?"
"that shit I took was the most Bridie thomson shit ive ever taken"
"Oi ya chinky, what are you wearing?? do you think you are Bridie Thomson?"
by yourallcats October 1, 2011
Get the Bridie Thomson mug.A term for an aggressive basketballer who plays like he's 7'5" but is actually a midget. Also the name for the current Cleveland Cavalier's 6'9" Center.
Zeke: "IMMA DUNK ALL OVER YA!!!!"
Matt: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD ARE YOU DOING?!"
Zeke: "I'm pulling off THE FAMED 'TRISTAN THOMPSON!' "
Matt: "Like DUNKING OVER 5 PEOPLE when YOU'RE JUST 5'7"?!!"
Zeke: "Yea BOI!!!!"
(Zeke gets blocked anyways)
Matt: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD ARE YOU DOING?!"
Zeke: "I'm pulling off THE FAMED 'TRISTAN THOMPSON!' "
Matt: "Like DUNKING OVER 5 PEOPLE when YOU'RE JUST 5'7"?!!"
Zeke: "Yea BOI!!!!"
(Zeke gets blocked anyways)
by splashnsmash8000 May 18, 2017
Get the Tristan Thompson mug.The home of nic addicts and classic white bitches. Introduce yourself to any washroom and behold the feast of nicotine . The best POI in this dump is by far the french bathroom. From exquisite vapes to any drug of your choice, we have it all! Ever wanted to do prescribed meth? Everyone is a fiend for adderall at this school, and no one seems to function without it. Just make sure to catch the local plug in the french bath to claim a bag of adderall; hand delivered to you for free! Would recommend this school to anyone wanting drugs, depression, and nicotine addiction.
Btw....going to class baked is the backbone of this school, and a must try.
Btw....going to class baked is the backbone of this school, and a must try.
by The_CuKlord November 18, 2020
Get the St.Thomas Of Villanova Highschool mug.Blood from young women who have not yet participated in the horizontal mambo. To obtain this blood, you must either A) ask them politely to spare you some B) Sacrifice them C) Stalk them while they are on their period. Usually drank by total badasses, demon gods, rock bands, and Chuck Norris on a regular basis. Whomever drinks the Blood of A Thousand Virgins will be crowned as a god among men and will be able to perform extreme tasks like bear wrestling, unicorn/pegasus riding, catching fish with your mouth, and playing hacky sack. This phrase is often said to explain how hard something is to do.
Molly: Dude. That guy is eggrolling down the highway!
Brianna: Woah! The only way you can do that is by consuming the blood of a thousand virgins!
Molly: Aw man! Now that's what I call swag!
Brianna: Shut the f*** up.
Brianna: Woah! The only way you can do that is by consuming the blood of a thousand virgins!
Molly: Aw man! Now that's what I call swag!
Brianna: Shut the f*** up.
by YaMama! June 10, 2013
Get the Blood of A Thousand Virgins mug.St. Thomas More is a private catholic school in which shit goes down. STM is full of guys who play COD as their friends make out with slutty girls who circuitously date the same guys. When the guy or girl gets tired of dating their counterpart, they break up abruptly with temporary mutual hatred toward one another. The cycle continues as the girls become sluttier and the guys increasingly desperate. Throughout the mayhem of private education, the students of STM always remain true to their catholic-christian values!
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Guy Student #1: WOW! making out with Emily last night on my bro's couch was awesome!
Bro: Dude I thought was dating her! Oh well, I got a tactical nuke while you guys were goin' at it.
Guy Student #2: Hey I got dibs for next week when you guys break up.
Emily: I don't really care who it is. Get me a man!
Public School Student: Man, St. Thomas More is the shit!
Bro: Dude I thought was dating her! Oh well, I got a tactical nuke while you guys were goin' at it.
Guy Student #2: Hey I got dibs for next week when you guys break up.
Emily: I don't really care who it is. Get me a man!
Public School Student: Man, St. Thomas More is the shit!
by STM-USC August 29, 2011
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