lewis thompson

a gay prick who cant take free kicks.

lewis Thompson the faggit cant score.

by aaaaqaaaaaa a aswvsyudent May 10, 2018

Thompson's Arse

Describes unexplained paranormal phenomena or psychic activity. Now predominately used in South West England but believed to have originated some years ago in the North East.

"What we have here is a case of Thompson's arse"

by Ben Turpin February 3, 2018

london Thompson

London Thompson is a bad ass bitch. She is pretty as fuck and has lots of friends. Boys always like to stare at her. She loves animals. She has pretty brown eyes

Person 1: your such a london Thompson

Person 2: awe thx

by Lola Mariah December 30, 2019

Tyrique Thompson

A really sweet guy but is also bipolor and petty. He is really good at sports and can make his way around the basketball court. Can write poetry and Bert's. A constant lier and player.

Tyrique Thompson is my brother.

by 3577051028 July 29, 2016

Dennis J Thompson

A known buff, a rube of sorts. A Country bumpkin like fellow.

Boy, that Kenny O’Connor really pulled a Dennis J Thompson on a bunch of boobs looking at Facebook.

by Scott Pak December 9, 2020

Owen thompson

VERY LARGE PENIS; LIKE PUSHING 14inches.

That is Owen thompson

by anonymous January 13, 2025

Thompson

A god-like being of enormous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intelligence. Thompsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing;

Steven Hawking like intelligence and MacGyver like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thompsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon.

Thompsons have no time for games. Money making is in their blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thompson:

1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.

2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.

3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.

Holy shit Jesus Thompson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!

Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thompson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!

Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thompson

by 1SmoothJoker December 17, 2019