Bull Canoe

When a Bull searches for a Condom but the only thing that fits is a Canoe.

As my Dad used to say... "Aren't we all just Bulls looking for a Bull Canoe?"
Then the shaking started...

by RuneClaw November 28, 2019

bull tricking

Bovine sport in which a human participant dazzles and confuses a bull through sleight of hand, oratory skill, juggling dissimilar objects, musical numbers, fashioning balloon animals, rhythmic gymnastics and classic Vaudevillian showmanship until the bull becomes bored and falls asleep, thus delighting the silent spectators.

Bull tricking was first popularized in rural central Illinois in the early 1990s as a humane alternative to other bovine sports.

by KopeofOnrac December 25, 2011

baby bull

A little bull, hence a baby bull.

If someone has some taurus in their birth chart like taurus moon you can call them baby bull.

- i have taurus moon omg
- baby bull

by babybull April 20, 2021

bull jacker

an individual who collects bull semen for subsequent insemination of cows

Bob was careful to always wear safety gloves, because he knew that his hands needed to be in perfect shape for his first bull jacker gig.

by veebervitzer December 13, 2013

Horned Bull

An obese, butchy lesbian that walks around the house wearing nothing but a strap on.

My roommate is a horned bull. I can’t have any friends over.

I was bent over cleaning behind the couch when my horned bull said it was playtime.

I used to only date lipsticks but now I’m more attracted to horned bulls.

by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018

nick bull

DUST, Loves chicken fingers, sweats very easy, fat and outta shape, loves to hit on the heavy set ladies, when ever there is a money issue he hits the bank of shone Carson

Nick bull

by Nick bull October 5, 2013

Bull with a hat on

A really big beef burger.

"Hey I got a really big burger"

"Thats not a burger, thats a bull with a hat on!'

by joeyg479 January 27, 2009