Madea was absolutely correct when she told Dr. Phil dat she wouldn't need any psycho-therapy to reach her desired results --- she already WAS totally bonkers in da social department!
by QuacksO June 9, 2021
Get the psycho-therapymug. When someone puts themself in an awkward and uncomfortable situation—like asking an outlandish question—to get over their fear of rejection
by g0dsp33d August 25, 2025
Get the Rejection Therapymug. The new religion, which enlists the unskilled manipulative egomaniac to its profession. Only unlike religion it doesn't make you choose between communism or capitalism, it just steals your soul instead of getting you to sell it or give it away.
Like law or religion is a baseless argument which twists everything to its own authority. What are normal ape personas, attitudes, and logical reasoning are made into disorders.
See Also: ODD, ADHD, Autism
Like law or religion is a baseless argument which twists everything to its own authority. What are normal ape personas, attitudes, and logical reasoning are made into disorders.
See Also: ODD, ADHD, Autism
by WGstyles July 28, 2023
Get the Therapymug. When you’ve had a bad day and your cat knows and follows you to bed/jumps on your lap/perches on your shoulder and purrs. This has been scientifically proven to help but is impossible to quantify.
“Ugh, just got back home from work and that yucky manager.”
*opens door*
Cat: *meow*
Who wants to go to bed? You going to bed?
Cat: (runs into the bedroom and leaps on the bed, and meows)
“Alright, there you go”
Cat: (proceeds to make biscuits)
“At least I got fur therapy”
*opens door*
Cat: *meow*
Who wants to go to bed? You going to bed?
Cat: (runs into the bedroom and leaps on the bed, and meows)
“Alright, there you go”
Cat: (proceeds to make biscuits)
“At least I got fur therapy”
by Malcontent lag August 17, 2022
Get the fur therapymug. Yes, therapy is dead now because the guy who refused to let an ethics board review his studies can't sit and do nothing (save for collect stories for his new book that only sells if he's a culture warrior) anymore.
Hym "My point here is that you failed upwards. You didn't think nobody sawr that my guy? And I keep surprising myself. I keep finding a deeper level. This is really about your ability to arbitrate failure. That's all your "need to preserve the hierarchies" boils down to. The need for the morally righteous to arbitrate failure. What you think is "I failed but I learned a lesson" which leads to "everyone fails and learns a lesson." to "Everyone should HAVE to fail and learn a lesson." to "This guy is reprehensible AND everyone should have to fail to learn a lesson. He should especially have to learn a lesson because he if bad. He needs to fail to learn this lesson." And this rationalization justifies anything. It's not a matter of me making a positive assertion about my identity. It's that I know I'm not the thing you're claiming that I am. But you, on the other hand, seem to be what I said you were. You were the one who wanted it to be about you. You said that explicitly. Or questioned whether I want it to be about me. It's the ones who fail who care most about who succeeds. That's why "not trying" is something that people can't stand.
Hym "My point here is that you failed upwards. You didn't think nobody sawr that my guy? And I keep surprising myself. I keep finding a deeper level. This is really about your ability to arbitrate failure. That's all your "need to preserve the hierarchies" boils down to. The need for the morally righteous to arbitrate failure. What you think is "I failed but I learned a lesson" which leads to "everyone fails and learns a lesson." to "Everyone should HAVE to fail and learn a lesson." to "This guy is reprehensible AND everyone should have to fail to learn a lesson. He should especially have to learn a lesson because he if bad. He needs to fail to learn this lesson." And this rationalization justifies anything. It's not a matter of me making a positive assertion about my identity. It's that I know I'm not the thing you're claiming that I am. But you, on the other hand, seem to be what I said you were. You were the one who wanted it to be about you. You said that explicitly. Or questioned whether I want it to be about me. It's the ones who fail who care most about who succeeds. That's why "not trying" is something that people can't stand.
That's why you'd rather forgo your own ethic. You'd rather steal then let someone succeed without failure. It's the only way for you to arbitrate who gets of the hook for wrongdoing. You need to be able to break your own rules or YOU RULES DON'T WORK JORDAN. It's about doing the "same exact thing I'm doing" while maintaining the moral superiority you feint. How? By purporting to have an ethic that you violate at your discretion. But yes, you're right. Therapy is dead.... But not because of 'society' It's isn't the 'postmodernists'. It's because the most prominent psychologist is a fraud and charlatan and if the 'best' one is a fraud, well, I can even imagine what the worst one may be like. They probably advocate for the mutilation of children. This is what happens when the best of us are still just pieces of shit."
by Hym Iam December 27, 2022
Get the Therapymug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Electronic Toothbrushes And Physicial Therapy Vibrators Are Synonomous <.7.9.7.6.>mug. Multi-use term that describes using the butt of a male or female as a medium for therapeutic purposes.
John: Last night I was feeling blue so Margaret let me fondle her butt, followed by a good face to ass session, ending with anal penetration. It was complete butt therapy.
Margaret: After a long day of work, I let John use my ass for multiple hours in different ways. It’s my daily dose of butt therapy.
Margaret: After a long day of work, I let John use my ass for multiple hours in different ways. It’s my daily dose of butt therapy.
by Nasty O’Kelly September 14, 2022
Get the butt therapymug.