Security Theater

A description for extra, inconvenient, and invasive measures that are supposed to add protection but in reality only offer the illusion of extra protection while providing no real added safety.

I was gate raped by a sleeper cell of the TSA when I went through the security theater at the airport.

by liberty_lover November 22, 2010

Devil teacher

When your teacher acts like the lord of the underealm and makes your school year a living hell, and everyone calls the teacher that because they all think she should be fired for being so mean.

Omg, my math teacher is such a devil teacher, that is why everyone hates the math teacher

by Cocosharky75 June 4, 2016

English Teacher in Korea

1. A person who is a native English speaker that have failed in all aspects of life back home and moved to Korea to teach English. Usually quite obnoxious too.

2. A loser.

Remember David? That guy who never graduated high school. He is now an English teacher in Korea.

by CookDane June 12, 2018

Best teacher ever

Definition:

You think a teacher is the best teacher you've ever seen/heard

Mr/Mrs/miss/ms blah ect.is the best teacher ever!

by JakePaulHater987 December 14, 2018

Bald Teacher

A Bald Teacher that is fucking annoying. He gets on your nerves every time you see him. And every time you’re in his class, you can’t wait for it to end. Every time you see him, you’re eyes bleed. You wish he was fired. Every time you are having a good day, he ruins it. You hate him with all your guts and hope you can slap the shit out of him every time you see him. He is probably a teacher for Language Arts. Mostly all teacher is language arts is fucking annoying, how the Bald Teacher just makes you mad just thinking about him.

Henry-“Oh god I hate that teacher so much! I just wish I knew what to call him.”
Gavin-“I know exactly what to call him, Bald Teacher”
Henry-“ You’re right! I just wanna slap the shit out of him.”

by sra. cara de rata February 5, 2020

school teacher legs

a person with twisted, slanted legs and walks slightly tilted sideways

friend #1: girl look at her, she got them school teacher legs, walkin like she got a damn bird in her pants

friend #2: girl I know you lyin', Isn't that the hoe who was messin' with my man!

by mr. meowgi January 8, 2021

Waddle Teacher

A very fat teacher, often an office worker, in which all they do is waddle around and enforce rules. They are usually found in hallways, lunch rooms, and in trashy apartments once they get off work.

Dude #1: Why weren't you in class today?
Dude #2: A Waddle Teacher gave me detention for running in the halls bro.

by Mr.WoeBeGone February 4, 2021