Carlos the peanut

The worst friend that could ever exist, he is the one that would poop in his pants, he is the one that will make fun of you tell you get aids, he will rape you if he needs too.

dude carlos the peanut.

by Carlos the peanut. November 19, 2019

peanut ryder

Someone, usually a girl who sleeps around with a lot of different dj's and mc's.

Friend One: I fucked that dj on saturday
Friend Two: your such a peanut ryder.

by peanutryder March 26, 2012

peanut the hamster

Peanut the hamster is cute amazing furry loving caring and is the cutest hamster in world owner is Dakota

Peanut the hamster looks fat

by LOVE PEANUT THE HAMSTER May 8, 2018

ya peanut

say it to a dweeb/ dork

why was you drawin like that, ya peanut

by flying peanut January 20, 2023

peanut stuffer

Sticking peanuts up your anus so that your flatulence smells like peanuts

Wow! Shawn passed gas, but I'm confused because it smells like peanuts. He must be a peanut stuffer.

by Kayowa April 12, 2016

Peanut Swirl

A practice where one covers their testicles in a sticky substance and then covers them in peanut dust. The Swirler the crouches over the Swirlee and gesticulates so that they receive a gentle dusting from the excess peanut dust across their face.

“Bro, I tried the Peanut Swirl with my wife last night. It was fucking awsome!”

by shiectj October 1, 2021

Peanut sack

A person who gives you a bad vibe or just someone you don’t like.

“I can’t believe you did that! You’re such a peanut sack!”

by Gkpeanut April 20, 2018