Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 3, 2023

Needle man

Someone who works themselves to death

I don't want to be trapped in an office, I am not a needle man

by Harbingerofpayne May 4, 2021

Pussy Needles

I mean what does a needle do? It penetrates, what does the pp do? Penetrates pussy

You: You smell of pussy needles
Emanuel: pussy needles? Is that.. Dick?
You: honestly no clue
Emanuel: I mean what does a needle do? It penetrates, what does the pp do? Penetrates pussy

by RememberToBreathe September 15, 2023

needle junkie

Is a person who is consumed by using illegal drugs intravenously. Using a needle to shoot up drugs into their veins. The euphoria from shooting up drugs into the veins is almost instantaneous compared to smoking or snorting a line. A drug addict who only uses by injecting drugs into their veins. Their life is spiraling downward and over half of IV users are homeless, jobless, and lost their kids and family.

The needle junkie has an abscess on his arm from missing the veins while shooting up drugs.

by anonymous December 30, 2020

needle pricking

When a man with an abnormally thin dick repeatedly thrusts in his lover even after the orgasm

I will needle Prick you all night
Needle Pricking is my hobby

by IWillKillYourDog January 28, 2018

Polishing the needle

When jack is at home playing madden and he gets the urge to go grab the lotion

Jack stop polishing the needle and come hang out with us!

by neeedleford May 6, 2024

mr. needle

AP teacher who's goal in life is to haunt the dreams of all high school students. He is the reason sophomores are up doing homework all night. Instead of teaching, he talks about useless stories and tells dad jokes. He is the reason you're failing out of school.

Friend: hey bro u wanna go to the football game on Friday
You: can't. Mr. Needle is making us define 3.27 million words by Monday.

by imakanyemess September 23, 2016