by Dirtbagbradd March 30, 2023
Get the Mommy Musclemug. by Jerseygirl9998 July 2, 2018
Get the sugar mommiemug. Trauma caused to a son by a selfish and irresponsible cunt of a mother because she's an insecure idiot. Mommy issues cause significant dysfunction and usually causes men to never be able to trust females for the rest of his life. Usually caused by immature single mothers.
Mike is a misogynist because he has mommy issues.
Jeremy became a serial rapist because his single mom hated men and neglected him because she didn't want to feel taken advantage of.
Jeremy became a serial rapist because his single mom hated men and neglected him because she didn't want to feel taken advantage of.
by CockThroater September 11, 2016
Get the Mommy issuesmug. by chelanslim January 29, 2009
Get the Salami Mommymug. Dating older women because a person can't afford to miss it's real mother, so it seeks something similar.
by leroyjenkiinnss April 28, 2018
Get the Mommy Issuesmug. A gal pal that just embodies the spirit of a true mom. Very precise, organized, and takes great effort in eating wholesome foods. Wise beyond her years, hip n cool, spunky as heck. She does pilates and yoga, doesn't take any bs but give her some mojitos and her infectious laughter will transport you to another dimension. I guess, similar to "crunchy mommy" but granola just sounds less intimidating.
by just_stole_ur_mans$$678 October 6, 2018
Get the Granola Mommymug. 