A John is the sweetest thing that can ever happenen to you. Multi talented, loving, charming and sexy. The best smiles, out of the world and are always very creative, often artists.
A john is always trying to live an exemplary life style and is highly conscious about morals and traditions, making a very morally upright personality and character. A johns smiles are to die for, often with the cutest dimples, and warmest hugs. Very good kissers tho. They often relate with everyone but have very few true friends, when you finally battle your way through, to thier heart, you'll for ever live to be happy about the decision of giving them your heart. Wise, caring, and loving advisers. Always too good to be true, they are like a fairy tale come true.
Get yourself a John an get yourself love in its purest and undisolved form.
A john is always trying to live an exemplary life style and is highly conscious about morals and traditions, making a very morally upright personality and character. A johns smiles are to die for, often with the cutest dimples, and warmest hugs. Very good kissers tho. They often relate with everyone but have very few true friends, when you finally battle your way through, to thier heart, you'll for ever live to be happy about the decision of giving them your heart. Wise, caring, and loving advisers. Always too good to be true, they are like a fairy tale come true.
Get yourself a John an get yourself love in its purest and undisolved form.
by DAZZ EMPIRE👑♠December 21, 2019
Get the Johnmug. A pencil neck young man who spends most of his days dwelling in a dim lit room where he smokes copius amounts of pot and angel dust with his girlfriend, he is a poor communicator and he doesnt go in sunlight, nor does he sleep any less than 16 hours a day
John is fried
by Narfwar March 8, 2016
Get the Johnmug. "Wanna don John?" - "Maan, i'm so john'd out right now" - "Fancy some John?" - "Shall we Don some John?"
by Joan Johnson October 20, 2013
Get the Johnmug. The most obnoxious boy ever. Often has brown hair, green eyes , and white.
You love him and you hate him at the same time. He drops hints that he likes you by staring all the time. He is smart but you probably don't know it. Physcopath. He is a total creepy weirdo. But you know you still like him. He will make you laugh all the time. He is a player. He might even be gay.....
You love him and you hate him at the same time. He drops hints that he likes you by staring all the time. He is smart but you probably don't know it. Physcopath. He is a total creepy weirdo. But you know you still like him. He will make you laugh all the time. He is a player. He might even be gay.....
by Awesomeness 123 January 20, 2015
Get the Johnmug. the weirdest most confusing person you will ever meet when he's talking he will just stop at any random time,he has very large penis ,has a friend whos name is anynomous who jacks off a lot. john is also a man whore,black hair never wears shoes, his mood changes easily,short,never matches,hairy arms, very sexy and other guys are jealous, oh yeah did i mention his big dick,and he can not describe anything worth a shit becaus he always says things like thingymabob an thingymajig, oh and he has a huge penis
dude 1: what was that huge crash and scream i heard
john:oh the thingymabob did that one thing at the thingymajig at that one time with those people
john:oh the thingymabob did that one thing at the thingymajig at that one time with those people
by njhn vissser December 12, 2011
Get the johnmug. John is known for his funny and generous personality but is known for acting almost like a slave for the people he loves. He is known for hating his name and always being embarrassed about it! He is a hard worker and loves his children more than anything!
#John is the new jack
by Claudia name definition October 10, 2018
Get the Johnmug. john is a term for a male or female that is a dull, pathetic, unfunny, sad person, he tries and tries, he wishes he had a girlfriend, he wishes he was smart, he wishes he was funny, he wishes he was happy, but he's just not smart enough to know how to do it.
1) jack we're trying to have fun, don't be such a john
2) god, you're a john
3) yeah shes such a john
2) god, you're a john
3) yeah shes such a john
by YourTypicalNerd May 18, 2019
Get the a johnmug.