Austin

A fucking dumbass person. Doesn't know shit. Plays roblox 24/7. He will become your friend and within two days he will ask you out. After 2 weeks you'll be married. Austin will most likely rage atleast 3 times a week. Then after 2 days to 1 week of marriage, he will just leave you then and there. After 2 days he will call you, text you, message you on roblox, call your mom and every single one of your relatives. He probably cheated on you anyway.

Person 1: bro i heard that my sister's boyfriend is a total Austin.

Person 2: no way ! she better leave him.

by pockyu May 30, 2018

Austin

Austin is an ugly unloyal boyfriend. He generally looks like a albino chicken. He sucks dick and dates girls to cover up his gayness

“I love him”
- “don’t he’s an Austin”

by Bitchy ricky November 11, 2017

Austin

You know that one autistic crippled kid in your class.....
Well That's him

Austin: Definition of Fucking Asshole

by Bobby marko October 24, 2017

austin*

MAJOR fuckboy/don't EVERY date him/ he will do anything to get a girl to get in bed with him/ if he tells you he loves you then he is lying because he probably told 12 other girls that same night/he is the worst person anyone could date/ he will probably end up being gay anyways, he just wanted sex first

"did you hear? that new kid austin already fucked sarah in the janitor's closet last week"

"oh my goddd austin* 🙄"

by shhhhh... can't tell March 21, 2017

Austin

No matter how gay he is, he will always stay in the closet. He's just like one of the girls, but will deny being gay no matter how many times you ask him. Cusses a lot, and is totally random. Has no rythm, but is extermely popular. :D

Me: Are you gay?

Austin: No, vagina all the way!

but he's really thinking, " i love his penis. <3333"

by freakingawesomechick. July 19, 2012

Austin

Austin is someone who cares very much about his opinions. He is the type of guy to drink all your beer and eat the last slice. Hes's a pain in your ass. When he's around girls he makes other guys look bad, even his friends (which he has none after doing so). He tends to kiss every girl to see if they'll react the way he wants. To sum him up, Austin is a lip hoe who tends to be egocentrical and vindictive.

Hey, Austin why you gotta do me like that?

by ThaMandle December 10, 2015

Austin

A guy with a nice ass most likely will end up a stripper named "Booty Shorts Blake".

Hey did you see that Austin?

by BooBoo1298 March 15, 2016