Tyson ASMR

Tyson ASMR is a YouTuber known for his hit videos such as "ASMR kissing you all night- 8 hours male kissing and breathing with beard", and "ASMR examining your balls Doctor role-play male soft spoken". He is a calming, loving man with voluptuous lips. He also exudes gay energy but that's okay because he is actually gay and there is nothing wrong with that. You could also use TysonASMR as an adjective meaning "To have your testicles softly examined by a 'professional' doctor"

person one: dude are you okay? you seem tense.
person two: nah bruh I gotta get my Tyson ASMR

by kushmommy520 April 22, 2023

tyson

someone who is particularly ODD or out of the ordinary.

why would he do that, that’s so tyson.

by siahdj December 18, 2022

Tyson

Tyson is a large man with a huge penis and a thirsty love for Australian women

Tyson- I maybe from the great white north but I wanna go down under and f$&@ some b$&@#s

by BigRigWilly April 9, 2020

Drop a Tyson

This term is used when you’ve been busted smashing the wife by your son who is barely old enough to read. This will leave a lasting memory similar to knocking down Mike Tyson which rarely happened.

Damn! He looked traumatized. I didn’t mean to Drop a Tyson on little man! I beatin the breaks off that shit…!

by Ja0206bo July 10, 2025

Dirty Tyson

When you are having sex with a woman then jizz in her eyes to blind and stun her, then you bite off her ear like prime Mike Tyson would have done , then proceed lay the meanest uppercut on her

“ Yea that bitch was crazy so I had to hit her with a Dirty Tyson.”

by Dat Mullet Guy June 2, 2024

Ava Kris Tyson

former likeable person who ruined their reputation by being outed as a pedo.

John: you heard what happened with Ava Kris Tyson?
Paul: yeah! they're a piece of shit.

by DaBeasteo August 5, 2024

Ava Tyson

Formerly "Chris Tyson," Ava Tyson is a trans-woman and Mr. Beasts co-host or friend or something. Transitioned fairly recently and came under fire from red-pillers and conservatives for breaking up his-er her family. Came under scrutiny AGAIN for some form of nondescript impropriety with children. Rumors about NSFW content in front of children. Maybe a dick pick.

Hym "THERE, MATT FROM THE MAJORITY REPORT, YOU'VE OFFICIALLY 'LOOKED INTO' THE AVA TYSON STORY! YOU SMUG LIBERAL FAGGOT! IF MATT FROM THE MAJORITY REPORT OR ANYONE FROM HIS FAMILY IS KILLED IMMEDIATELY I WILL SURRENDER UNCONDITIONALLY!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024