Free Surfer is a self-chosen descritption for lifestyle victims in the realm of hipsters practising the sport of surfing. Free Surfers are most likely to be identified by attention seeking social media behaviour, blabbering out information about surf spots, resulting genuine hatred by pissed-off locals.
"There is a Free Surfer instagramming in front of his mobile home at that beach in the nature reserve."
by Wofftan August 23, 2017
Get the Free Surfermug. a thing that happens when a person is scared with the sea but they're forced to surf at the same time
by Sayoki February 23, 2022
Get the surferingmug. by Charles Sm1th October 25, 2011
Get the Rio Grande Surfermug. A Butthole Surfer is that one guy at the beach who always exaggerates about how big the swells were last weekend, even though they were only 4 feet and still proved a challenge for him.
Dude, Dave was being such a Butthole Surfer. He was bluffing about how there were 25 foot swells, but they were only like, 6 feet man.
by taper123 April 25, 2017
Get the Butthole Surfermug. some one with the determination everyday to move along the surface of this earth to do what needs to get done!!
by Jxck M. July 30, 2020
Get the Turf Surfermug. by RobMatrix March 6, 2022
Get the Pacific Beach surfermug. An act where someone is given many enemas but holds them all in. Once a penis slid completely into the anus they push out all the water.
by BiPunk72 July 8, 2025
Get the Butthole Surfermug.