Sam

A total dick with a micropenis that requires a nasa telescope to be able to seen. Usually found in their natural habitat, some random girl's dms.

Person 1: He was being a complete twat
Person 2: He is definitely sam

by F8ydoydupfitsoydgufy August 1, 2021

Sam

Someone whos obsessed with gay hentai traps and has jealousy issues he’s loving but also doesn’t care to resolve many issues and can be possessive

Oh yeah that’s guys a sam

by YOURMOMMASJOINT June 15, 2023

sAm

sam is a gay homosexual and likes to watch meats-in. Sam will try to scam you so watch out

U got sammed

by 12nakedafricans March 2, 2020

Sam

Sam is the type of guy who starts chatting with strangers on instagram direct. He oftenly wants to start a relationship with the person he is chatting with.

Person 1:"Someone proposed to me at instagram."
Person 2:"Oh, what Sam".

by Destroyerofcats July 25, 2018

Sam

A Sam (male) is someone kind, sweet, sensitive, and caring. Sams are great loyal friends that you just can't get enough of- you would follow them anywhere. A Sam has incredibly soft hair (for some reason) good looks, and a Sam will always make you laugh even at your lows. Sams are very smart but they often are very modest and don't give themselves enough credit for how great they really are.

Look at him. He must definitely be a Sam.

You're right, he is so incredibly nice and funny

by dcnert June 17, 2016

Sam

Sam is a gay male. He touches my titties and gets to high. I love Sam because he is the sweetest and plays Minecraft with me. He bullies 8 year olds and is cute. No one could not love Sam! Especially When drunk 🥰

Quinn: look it’s sam!
Matt: I’m gay for Sam
Quinn: who isn’t uwu

by PuggyGal April 23, 2019

Sam

despite many aggravating instances usually a good friend to have but also a asshole. sometimes.

Hey have you seen sam?" " No but i can see his ginger hair from over here.

by Funny as hell7 December 8, 2010