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Knights of the Round Table

When a group of men stand in a circle around a girl and the girl proceeds by sucking each of the men's dick.
-Hey man, we had a Knights of the Round Table meeting last night with Amanda.
-What the fuck is that?
-We all stood in a circle around her and she sucked all our cocks.
by JeffAck March 31, 2008
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The Root Of All Evil

A debate television show hosted by Lewis Black which is played on Comedy Central. It takes two topics, and has two low-brow washed up comedians (like Greg Geraldo) argue about which is the worse of the two. While Lewis Black is the supposed star of this series, for the first 20 minutes of the show (need I remind you it's a 30 minute show) he only makes appearances by grinning at obviously unfunny jokes and looking at the screen.

The series was launched off with a decent topic, "Beer vs. Weed". Just after that, the topics started getting stupider and stupider, such as "Kim Jong Il vs. Tila Tequila" or "Las Vegas vs. The Human Body". At this rate a new season will be extremely unlikely, and it's cancellation is imminent.
Person 1: Hey, are you gonna watch The Root Of All Evil tonight?"

Person 2: Nah, I think their idea of "George Bush vs. Bread" is too cliche.
by Alex The Redeemer May 4, 2008
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Painting The Room White

an act in which one ejaculates into a ceiling fan causing semen to spray in every direction splattering on all the walls giving them a whitish glow.
Jim: I was jerking off an i jizzed straight in the air and painted the room white.

Jack: I bet you saved a bunch of money on primer when you were painting the room white!
by The Erection July 6, 2010
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Larry Tate on the rocks

Similar to a Larry Tate but it takes a 2nd guy to rub his nuts on the rim of the glass, hence the "on the rocks" part.
Steve and Bob were so fed up with Jim bossing them around they gave him a Larry Tate on the rocks when he left the table.
by rustyfalcon March 24, 2008
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wake up and smell the roses

To appreciate life and the beauty of the world around us. To realize and appreciate what really matters.
"Stop working so much...it's time for you to wake up and smell the roses."
by anon4444 September 11, 2013
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Vote from the rooftops

Euphemism for an armed revolution if one's (generally political) desires are not fulfilled.
If Barack Obama wins the election, I will vote from the rooftops.
by Reverend Jessie Jackson October 8, 2008
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the roller-coaster

Sex position where your partner sits on top of you and you both put your hands up and scream as if on a roller coaster. At the point of climax a stranger comes in and takes you picture. You then have the option to purchase the picture for $12.
Tosh.0 episode idfk that has the roller-coaster in it
by Gamefreak324 December 1, 2013
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