Jordan

A girl who can give you the boner affect with just a whisper.

*whispers* jordan is giving me the you know what affect

by Earlungess March 12, 2015

Jordan

A very annoying person who is a tattletale and is very full of themselves. They can also usually be gay, lezz or tranz in their own natural way
This word can only be used in a negative way

You are a very jordan person please stop your unkind actions.

by Itsurboi123 December 22, 2019

Jordan

A Jordan *female* is the type of girl who’s always the loving never the loved.. but Jordan’s are so gorgeous, perfect body, perfect hair, the best personality. Has many friends but has trust issues. May not have a partner because they’re too good for anyone else. Most likely a little tomboyish because of their name. Jordan’s are perfect :

Bozo: She’s perfect... Me: Yeah she’s definitely a Jordan.

by ~heatwaves ~ March 14, 2021

Jordan

A general asshole with anger issues who always thinks he's right even when he isn't. Jordans are typically antisocial, dramatic and very loud.

Friend: Get the fuck away from me!
Me: Why are you being such a Jordan?

by Eggrollhol December 7, 2019

Jordan

A loving, caring guy that has a adorable face you could tell anything to. He loves long walks on the beach and loves the feel of sand beneath his feet. He has multiple hoodies you can wear if you are feeling chilly. Just the perfect guy.

Don't you just love Jordan?

by CasioCassie March 15, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is the most kind girl you’ll ever meet, she’s really shy at first but always comes around after a while, even though she’s sweet if you make her mad she won’t hesitate to pounce, Jordan is never a gossip girl but more or less a quiet artist, she also likes to singing her free time, she loves animals, but hates boys, Jordan all I’m all is someone you’d probably want to be best friends with.

Jordan loves art and music

by Foxtreats January 12, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is a term originating from social media, referencing to black people in a humorous or satire way to mock cancel culture. The term Jordan is also used to get around the text filter in said social media. Jordan is being used as an alternative to black people or the n word.

Example 1
Person 1: Oh god damn, the crime rate in Chicago is so high!
Person 2: I just know those Jordans are behind it!

Example 2
Person 1: Black people used to have it so bad in the cotton farms, torture was really common.
Person 2: Those Jordans deserved it!

by luckfuck22 April 3, 2021