Douche Johnson

A faggot with a small penis. And a douche.

Stop being a Douche Johnson.

by Mexican jumping bean April 6, 2015

Palmer Johnson

A euphemism for masturbation. A play on the words “palm”, because of the use of the hand, and “Johnson”, which is a slang word for the penis.

Thinking to self: Damn, I really need to fade the Palmer Johnson.

by OhNahBruh June 17, 2018

Swift Johnsoning

The art of rubbing your ass across the floor with your pants down while repeatedly saying "Oh Long Johnson"

"What are you doing here Taylor Swifting?"
"He's not Taylor Swifting, that's old stuff."
"Yeah now you do it while seeing how many times you can say Oh Long Johnson"
"Swift Johnsoning is the latest memeing craze!"

by Agnostic Priest January 22, 2019

adryanna johnson

The best friend I've ever had. I really miss you, I've been trying to find you but I can't find you anywhere. If you see this please message me. I miss my best friend 🙁 - Cat

Adryanna Johnson is the best friend I've ever had

by Toxicat_xox February 13, 2022

alexis johnson

A dope ass female who is amazing at soccer and can get any man she wants Even your boyfriend Hunny

God I wish I was Alexis Johnson

by Daqueenk April 26, 2017

Jingle Johnson

A broke guy, but not exactly. He always carries a shitload of change that jingles as he walks but has no bills or plastic

Esmeralda: Hey Ronnie is coming this way
Roxanne: I can't stand that Jingle Johnson, I am outta here

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021

Gibby Johnson

When one has sexual intercourse with there partner on their parents bed and receives STDs in the process…or three.

Yo, you hear about my nigga Jerod, he pulled a Gibby Johnson.

by mikevickfan1 December 13, 2021