doodle poll

Joe Jackson's favorite dancing tool. This tool is only used by men with "The Tickler".

Don't let uncle Joe get on the Doodle Poll in front of the kids at The Christmas party.

by Jjack63961 November 14, 2016

sneaker doodle

The pooh on your shoe

I think you picked up a sneaker doodle when we passed the dog park.

by dandymusics May 21, 2016

unicorn doodle

Dog groomers use this term to describe a poodle crossbreed with a fancy name such as a goldendoodle or labradoodle that is being brushed properly by the dog owner.

It is extremely common for these dog's fur to be completed matted due to the lack of daily brushing that the groomers are forced to shave the fur off.

Owners of this dogs usually lie about brushing their dogs everyday and get extremely anger when the dog is shaved losing it's dirty mop look.

OMG! I got an unicorn doodle today! The owner is not going to get mad at me for shaving the dog because there is no need to!

by Groomer12345 January 1, 2020

Doodle gun

a gun that shoots stuff,
its not dangerous
but is to a vagaina because
...it makes it grow stuff that would not be there other wise

omg she totaly got hit by that doodle gun

by ilikestuff... November 19, 2010

dills doodle

Is not a cat 🐱

Dills doodle is not a cat

by I don’t even know dude March 1, 2021

Yankee Doodle

The next logical step in a docking transaction between two males. To "Yankee Doodle" is to tie together the penises of two docking men for the purpose of achieving a more perfect union.

Hunter and I were docking last night, but since we ran out of hands we decided on a good 'ol Yankee Doodle to get us where we needed to go. It blew my fucking mind.

by HunterCurtisJake August 1, 2010

shmonker doodle

A person, usually tall or overweight, who always ends up being a bafoon in serious situations.

The shmonker doodle was physically removed from the funeral service for laughing hysterically during the final prayer.

by Jared Sill June 22, 2006