rus the bus

an awkward kid, so awkward that he is cool.

Kid: Hey rus the bus do the awkward dance!

by uhnonuhmuss March 30, 2011

Burying the Burrito

The spicy love-making that ensues after the consumption of cocktails, more specifically a mojito.

Burying the Burrito is most commonly heard in the following way " You can bury your burrito if you buy me a mojito"

by DragonWaxer October 8, 2013

Take the bullets out of the gun

When a man gets a vasectomy.

Bullets = Sperm.

A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.

by spplutchok June 3, 2017

Choking the burrito

When someone squeezes their penis tightly in hopes to have it fit into a tight hole that naturally developed in a wall.

George thought that choking the burrito would help him become intimate with a hole that appeared in the wall, directly in his view as he sat on the toilet taking a shit.

by Neeomboo March 27, 2019

Pickles the Bunny

the coolest bunny to every exist. she is also the cutest bunny ever and is so adorable

I love Pickles the Bunny
Same

by anonymous1763 July 19, 2021

lord of the bung

a dumbass, who gets worshiped by other dumbasses.

Allen is the lord of the bung

by S Dubs May 12, 2008

bagel in the bush

When a hairy female decides to be aggressive and wear a strap on, so she can fuck a boy/girl in their anus. This is called bagel in the bush because the anus is the bagel and the hairy vagina.... well is the bush.

dude1: Why are you walking like that bro?
dude2: out of nowhere lexi decided to bagel in the bush me last night!
dude1: Yo, I get it. Sara did that to me last week, I couldn't walk for 3 days.

by sparroww October 1, 2011