Top Alpha is the most W community run by IsaacDegen, jpegzack, and FonnieRieg. The alpha callers make the best degen plays and SHINEKISS and 0xBimbo have gotten me rich off of JPEGs.
Me: Are you in Top Alpha?
NGMI friend: Nah
Me: I invited you like 10 times before invites closed
NGMI friend: Sadge, I’m NGMI
NGMI friend: Nah
Me: I invited you like 10 times before invites closed
NGMI friend: Sadge, I’m NGMI
by GAYCHUNGUS August 12, 2022
Get the Top Alphamug. 1) Someone that thinks he/she is the top troll in a chatroom/website/social media, known for taking on other trolls and trying to make them look amateurish compared to them.
2) Individual that exhibits delusions of trollism on a scale only supplanted by the force in in star wars.
2) Individual that exhibits delusions of trollism on a scale only supplanted by the force in in star wars.
Noodle: '' migule i find amazing how the trolls are fighting among each other today...''
Migule: '' lol emotardo they are competing to decide who's the alpha troll...''
Migule: '' lol emotardo they are competing to decide who's the alpha troll...''
by elstud April 3, 2016
Get the alpha trollmug. When you really need to fart so you decide to let it rip, but instead of farting you unexpectedly shit all over the fucking floor....like everwhere.
So I was at a friends house and I realised needed to fart and he was sleeping on the couch, so I pulled down my pants and let out a massive Alpha Shart
by IAmTheGayGod December 1, 2016
Get the Alpha Shartmug. A person who deletes their membership to any form of social network while the network is in it's prime.
by Robespierre17000 July 25, 2011
Get the Alpha Quittermug. 
The ache or pain your tongue gets by over performing alphabet cunilingus on your partners clitoris. This is done by following the strokes of each letter from A to Z like you would with a pen except with your tongue.
by DinoFlintstone November 19, 2016
Get the alpha-achemug. by 22400michael March 9, 2011
Get the Alpha Breastmug.