Mens-Tech

Mens-Tech™ is anything that requires a disproportionate amount of physical labor and mental complexity to do something that would be easier to buy or to simply pay someone else to do for you.

Building a forge and an anvil just so you can blacksmith your own knife, for a camping trip you haven’t even planned yet. Serious Mens-Tech!

by Yusef Wateef April 22, 2013

New tech

Short for new technique.

1. When someone shows you something new, usually something that has never been show to you before, or has never been done.

2. Someone comes up with a new, sometimes unconventional, way to do something.

Originated from the Melee scene.

person 1: Yo, check out this new thing.
person 2: Holy shit that is some new tech right there

by Rhaast May 11, 2022

Tech Titan

Tech Titans are people or companies that have contributed the digital/Information age with innovative tech products or services. These people are usually billionaires and reside in Silicon Valley.

Examples:
William Shockley - transistor
Jack Kilby - Integrated circuit
Gordon Moore & Robert Noyce - Intel cofounders
Bill Hewlett & David Packard - Hewlett-Packard
Frederick Terman - father of Silicon Valley
Steve Wozniak - father of the personal computer
Steve Jobs
Bill Gates & Paul Allen - Microsoft
Elon Musk
Jeff Bezos
Larry Ellison
Michael Dell
Larry Page & Sergey Brin - Google
Mark Zuckerberg
Jack Ma

The Tech Titans of Silicon Valley are some rich ma fuckas.

by Dick bomb November 13, 2015

PornHub Tech

When you're absolutely fucking busted in the game known as 'Brawlhalla' to the point, that your brother and any other male excessively cums when watching you play.

Josh:OMG my penis is so hard watching Dillan play Brawlhalla with his epic PornHub Tech

by JonathanDoTheNasty69420 March 3, 2021

Zip Tech

Any piece of technology made by an Asian country.

Oh man, check out the zip tech I got for my car! This new turbo will make my rice burner haul balls!

by CarytheHedgehog February 28, 2020

ninja tech

Some sort of Ninja move that saves the day... Specifically while making glass art on a torch.

Bang! -ninja tech

by ework February 21, 2013

Tech Window

A homophone of Taekwondo when pronounced by people like Jake Tran and heard by Andrew Schulz

"At the time, I was doing Tech Window. I was a competitor and coach" - Jake Tran
"What's Tech Window, for us old people?" - Andrew Schulz

by xDin2016 April 7, 2022