Excuse me waiter, but this glass of wine you served me is half empty. Could I please have a real pour? Thanks.
by Couch Pig February 10, 2018

by Booty Ass kid June 5, 2023

by Lunpanew I guess 🤪 November 24, 2021

Big Egg and the Matrix trying to convince you that eggs are real, usually pursued using traffic stops by the police force in the form of speeding tickets.
Andrew Tate: The Matrix is trying to convince me that eggs are real.
Luc: We all know that eggs are not real.
Luc: We all know that eggs are not real.
by petterpanpytt October 31, 2022

by MocaMami April 25, 2004

People will say that some music isn't "real music" simply because it does not suit their tastes. When in reality, if it's music it's music. Many people say that electronic dance music, rap, and hip hop aren't real forms of music.
by Master_stghm May 26, 2006
