Ted Dollins

Someone who cannot pay attention. Because of pure distraction or lack of ability to listen.

"I told you specifically not to buy this brand of bread! Pay some fucking attention Ted Dollins"

by Albino namekian October 19, 2020

tattle ted

A loud mouth PO-LOCK that is his own worst enemy

Tattle Ted isn't making making any new friends acting like a twat.

by Itsgettingold August 20, 2018

teds ipad

An iPad that belongs to a guy named Ted

Omg Kelly. It's teds iPad

by J.DAWGdizzle May 01, 2016

TED Talk

When Ted Cruz talks you into having an extra marital affair for the purposes of furthering your political career.

I was reluctant to give in, but after a well executed TED Talk, I was more than willing to follow Ted into the broom closet.

by RodgersIsKing March 27, 2016

Ted Bundy

A great man who followed his dreams. :D

When I'm older, I want to be like Ted Bundy

by SexyBeast6969420 October 22, 2020

TED HILL

A pornstar who will cum inside of you at the very sight of each other, your bra will come off as soon as he looks at it. Your bed may be black now but after he gets on you it will be white forever. His massive horse cock which will not fit in your mouth and his muscly abs that you will want to suck forever. His mum has already taken him so you cant get on him yet. 69 times is his cum record for one day and is the winner of the Guinness World Record for the longest cum shot 21 year running with a massive 69 meters.

Oh my Gosh, look its TED HILL oh wait, IM NAKED AAAHHH.

by Ejaculator machine November 04, 2020

Ted Talk

Used as a secret word for intercourse as to be used in public spaces without attracting any attention or ire.

Hey man, ted talk last night?

Yeah only a short one, snuck in a quick one after dinner.

Ah man, Ted talks after dinner are the best! *very obvious wink*

by Ted Talker May 30, 2023