birthday tax

Being forced to contribute to friends' birthday gifts because it would be socially unacceptable to decline.

John: "Hey everyone! Sam's birthday is coming up, let's all contribute to a gift!!!"
Sally: "Sure! I'm in."
Matt: "Me too!"
You: "Same here." (I'm not even close to this person, why am I getting birthday taxed?)

by jord34239 July 7, 2022

Sleep tax

The catch up sleep your body forces (sleeping through alarms, etc) for staying up too late for multiple days in a row.

Man I slept for 12 hours and missed my appointment, I knew I shouldn't have stayed up playing games three nights in a row. Sleep tax is a bitch.

by tbhinevercared February 4, 2018

tude tax

Adding a little extra to a bid or estimate due to customer's shitty attitude, usually a little extra that they could've saved.

I was going to fix her watch for $25 but added a tude tax and charged her $32 because she was being a biotch.

by mondomoon28 August 26, 2013

Charlie Tax

Charlie Tax is a term that was founded in Texas and has slowly become popularized around the USA. A Charlie Tax is essentially when someone is having sex (backshots specifically) and yells out Charlie Tax while recording. It is similar to the Fanum Tax derived from the popular Twitch streamer, AMP Fanum, but instead of taking one's food, the Charlie Tax is taking one's virginity or recording some other kind of sexual intercourse.

Ralph: "Hey did you just hear someone in the other room yell Charlie Tax?"
Ford: "Yes don't you know what that means? It means that he just "taxxed" his partner's virgnity!"
Ralph: "Ok that makes sense now. I remember seeing that trend on social media platforms such as Tiktok and Instagram."

by kingoftaxation September 29, 2023

Life Tax

When you pay for something, usually of a small value, that you don't want or is of no value to you, for example asking for no cheese in the drive thru and when you get home you find out there is cheese and is not worrh the trip to return it so you throw it away.

I just got life taxed when I got home and found out the gallon of milk I just bought was expired.

by Urbanplanner June 2, 2018

surprise taxes

Traffic violations.
Surprise taxes are the worst kind of tax, as they have an official bribery structure where you can pay an attorney to pay the local district attorney. Also, if you don't use the official bribery structure your insurance increases, which is arguably better than dealing with the IRS with normal taxes.

I budget about $200 a year for surprise taxes. This morning I had to pay out some. Enforcement has gone up since the red light camera surprise tax revenue dried up after being ruled unconstitutional.

by skeletor_is_not_me June 27, 2014

flipping taxes

The idea of using a tax refund check as a buy-in to purchase an initial quantity of drugs in order to become established as a drug dealer. Most often, the would-be tax flipper will not himself receive any tax refund, e.g. due to having not worked in the previous year, but will seek out some other person to let him "flip their taxes" -- the promise being that the lending person will be quickly repaid her tax refund once the flipper sells-through his initial quantity of drugs.

Tone moved in with Tasha last October to escape the cold, and was sure he could successfully hustle rock if only Tasha would let him flip her taxes in order to get some work. Tasha's lent Tone her taxes two weeks ago and Tone said he was going to post up at his nephew's house. Tasha hasn't heard from Tone since and now realizes that flipping taxes isn't a real thing, but rather a scam used by men to steal women's tax checks.

by decl November 20, 2018