Flex Tape

A creation by the almighty god Phil Swift who can patch, bond, seal, and repair with no effort at all. It is his gift to us mortals to repair our foolish mistakes. Don’t try making it at home, because it is a creation by a GOD, not a HUMAN. Only the most worthy people are chosen to own it. Without Flex Tape, we would not exist.

John: “Phil Swift appeared in front of me and gave me a roll of Flex Tape yesterday!”
Caden: “You should be glad, he has chosen you as a worthy bearer of that supernatural gift.

by Big Ol' Boy April 19, 2019

punch-tape

Punch-tape is a very early form of computer-memory.
The data-storage device consists of paper only and is written on by perforating it on certain spots.

Can you hand me some punch-tape? The developers took all of mine to program their new calculator.

by Extius June 11, 2006

Butt Tape

Toilet paper

Bob: YO, your out of butt tape.

Frank: Mom, we need some more toilet paper

by Todcat3 May 24, 2010

Duct Tape

Americans were fooled by George W.Bush into buying it in case of some Iraqi chemical attack, which never happened, because Iraq already got rid of their WMDs by the time Bush decided to waste tax dollars by starting an illegal oil war.

Now, many Americans don't know what to do with all that duct tape they bought.

by AYB June 17, 2003

grey tape

A person you get your sexual fix from when you are in-between relationships.
A quick fix for a temporary problem.

That's not my man, just a lil grey tape to fix me up at night.

by S.F.P Entertainment November 18, 2004

Tape Monkey

Miguel's new role in IT

What Miguel will be doing from 7:30 to ????? forever.

by The Boss April 4, 2005

duck tape`

strange things can be fixed with duck tape...

i fixed the underwear with duck tape

by Jenni February 10, 2004