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Taint Splitter 

When you drop a turd that’s so hard, so long and so girthy you feel like your taint is being slowly split in half as the behemoth passes.
From the moans coming from the stall next to mine, I’m pretty that guy was forcing out a taint splitter.

Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?

I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.
Taint Splitter by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
Taijen is a badass that will always win fights! Don’t get on her bad side! She will be the one for you if your the right one!

Taijen has all the boys following her and mostly only plays with them. She has a very nice personality and loves sports!

Taijen is very pretty and loves to do anything. She is a bit shy but still loves to be around others.

Taijen has brown hair and brown/ yellow eyes. She has a smile that everyone falls in love with! You’d be super lucky to be her friend.

She has no enemies and only good friends. She is strong, independent, and very jolly!
Guy: holly crap! Did you see that hot girl!?
Guy: ya! Her names Taijen which explains her beauty!
Taijen by Utah123 December 8, 2018

Tainted Meat 

When a girl (eg. Caitlin) is ragged about by a famous rapper (eg. Big T) she is then tainted and no men would want to enter her cave of doom.
Nah mate her batty stinks she’s also tainted meat due to getting a big Blackpool slong inside her.
Tainted Meat by PadddeeTheNonce February 29, 2020

Tainted Cocktail 

When a guys sticks his cock in his sister's "tail" as her best friend licks her taint
After walking in on his sister and her friend making out naked on her bed, he joined in on the fun and gave her a tainted cocktaili
Tainted Cocktail by Mandoobie October 19, 2020
She's bisexual.
Funny and has really good taste in music, got mommy issues and daddy issues tho.
A girl that cannot be defined, uncommon and pretty weird but she'll treat you well if you are a person she cares about.
Wow look it's Taieba!
Taieba by luks83 November 22, 2021

Taint worms

Is a rare breed of worms that Attach to your tant with out you knowing it. Make sure you always check for them.
Side effects could cause serious: Hickeys,blood clot, warts, and, Itching.

Medicine to take to recover: super B-complex
I hope I don't have taint worms.
Or could be used in many different ways.
Taint worms by Taint worm finder January 25, 2022