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the stench of a thousand whores

An odor so foul and offensive, that will bring a grown man to his knees and make his eyes tear up like raw onions. The stench permeates any clothing that it may come in contact with, and causes the wearer to burn all garments that are contaminated. A scalding shower is a must after such an encounter.
Hey man, what’s that awful smell???? Oh I haven’t had a shower in a month of Sunday’s. Well your ass bears the stench of a thousand whores!!!!
by 2 much time on my hands January 4, 2018
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HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES
HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY THERE BE NO MORE TO SAY
SEE THE LIGHT IN YOUR EYE
SEE THEM RUNNING FOR THEIR EYES.
A: Show me how to lie.

B: You're getting better all the time.

A: With a thousand lies and a good disguise?

B: Yes, Hit them right bettewn the eyes.
by Fgyjt February 27, 2022
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day of a thousand shits

A day that is spent on the porcelain throne, frequently producing shits of various sizes and odors.
Bob missed the golf tournament because he was cursed with a day of a thousand shits.
by Tooka Chin Chilla July 11, 2022
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I own 20 thousand lethal weapons

A phrase used to tell someone that they own 20 thousand lethal weapons.
joe: "hey i own 20 thousand lethal weapons"
bob: "cool"
*20 thousand f-15 fighter jets appear behind joe*
bob: "what the fuck"
by fishisreallycool September 14, 2023
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Thouse

Thouse, the culturally sexy european version of the word "Those".
Thouse eyebrows kstar has; lack hair.
by Koroco June 29, 2006
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eighty-thousand and eighty-five

She has some nice eighty-thousand and eighty-fives
by kazlomaniac March 10, 2017
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Garage Dangle Thrust Pong

A high stakes game of honour and athletic prowess involving the 'thrusting' of an object, known as a "dangle-berry", which is suspended by a piece of string from the roof of a garage (or "car-hold" if you wanna be a jerk about it)

The game plays in the style of classic pong with 2 opponents thrusting madly, and often violently, at the "dangle-berry"; each attempting to outclass and outwit their opponent thereby achieving ultimate satisfaction and recognition in the 'GDTP Deathmatch Arena - of Death"
Bj - "Yo Soph, GDTP?"

Soph - "Wurrrrrd"

Adam (reigning GDTP champion) - "In Garage Dangle Thrust Pong, your only goal is to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
by BjLoh October 14, 2010
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