Giraffe Snout

Akin to a camel toe and moose knuckle. All both of those! 🤣

Wow, did you see the slobbering mess on that giraffe snout? It was so effin hawt!🥩

by Mayor Glöria Crüze April 23, 2025

giraffe illness

When you think you are dieing, every time you see a new on your body or feel sick.

Joey is Deffinitly having a giraffe illness. He fell drunk last night into a thorn bush; woke up thinking he's dieing from the scratches all over his body.

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 17, 2024

Giraffe

These long necked bitches steal your girl in the matter of seconds. You gurl completely forgets all about you and will never leave the damn giraffe. They are beasts at sex and will stop at nothing until your girl is his. He also is good at deep throating!

My girl just left me for that damn giraffe she saw while watching animal planet

by Strongest chromosome June 1, 2018

To lie on top of the giraffe

To act recklessly.

He only knows how to lie on top of the giraffe.

by ActuallyAFish July 6, 2025

Blue giraffe

Trent fingering Gina aggressively and make her squirt on his face

The Blue giraffe crossed the road.

by Barthomeal February 28, 2023

Banana float giraffe

Bananas float on giraffes

Banana float giraffe

by Flidadoid101 May 5, 2021

Golden Giraffe

A Golden Giraffe is when a male attempts to urinate with a full erection, flag pole raised vertical in all its glory. This is often used during the act of Golden Showers. There are other variations, see the Inverted Golden Giraffe.

I woke up in the middle of the night to pee, but I was fully torqued so I had to do the Golden Giraffe.

Sometimes in “water sports” the golden shower can be self-administered, or rain down from above, when the gold supply is coming from a Golden Giraffe. Pointed straight up to the heavens.

by BettyYellowSplash January 13, 2024