Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!

But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?

“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”

by AmNow December 24, 2020

soo its the same stand as star platinum

Its basically able to copy any ability

Jotaro Kujo said "soo its the same stand as star platinum" to beat DIO

by OliTheGuy September 24, 2020

shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time

no longer have the will to live

“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”

“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”

by glyz December 11, 2022

can't walk and chew gum at the same time

A person who is extremely clumsy, or who often is sporting bandages covering minor injuries, might be said to be incapable of "walking and chewing gum at the same time".

After the third time in one month that the new office assistant was electrocuted while trying to clear a paper jam in the office copier, the supervisor shook his head and asked the Personnel office to move the employee to another department with no machinery in it, as "this guy can't walk and chew gum at the same time".

by ctsurv553 October 15, 2015

hiv is good same with cancer and chinese nigerchu

niggerchu is great pet to keep at home he is good at bj's,hand jobs,lick outspend calpol

hiv is good same with cancer and chinese nigerchus u can give them anal also would like u good house nazi bin truck

by cancer mlg shittywok snoop dog October 20, 2018

Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.

A quote from the Disney computer-animated film "The Wild", to be uttered when you and someone else both happen to say something at the same time. Is EXTREMELY irritating, especially when your six and five-year-old brothers say it every single fricking opportunity they can possibly get. Believe me, I know.

Tom and Jake in unison: Who likes BACON!?!?

Me: Aww, so cute! I DO!!!

Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.

Me: Ha, ha...uh...funny...

Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.

Me: Okay, that's kinda getting old...

Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!

Me: Oh, for the LOVE OF...

Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs away screaming like a lunatic and pounds head against nearest wall)

by lollylollylollyPOP!!! May 30, 2007

From the same Father who didn't Bother

Describing that you ARE related by someone who has the same Father, but he was NOT present in neither of you lives

Wecome from the same Father who didn't bother !

by Dewars July 8, 2010