Snail Backed

When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.

Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do some missionary?"

by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015

Turbo Snail

When someone is notoriously slow but is trying extremely hard to go fast.

Person 1: Look i'm swimming so fast!

Person 2: No you aren't you Turbo Snail!

by BowlPlane January 17, 2023

wooly snail

super hairy slimy vagina

Mark was so drunk the other night he tried eating his sisters wooly snail.

by Thomas broadway December 6, 2022

snail currency

a sexy milf that should rail me

snail currency is secy as fuck.

by this is my definition July 5, 2021

Wail on the snail

The act of female masturbation.

She needs to wail on the snail and loosen up a little bit.

by The one and only Tankthefranke May 28, 2019

Snail Hail

no

no Snail hail

by Ali-A intro March 11, 2022

vomit snail

When you have had so much to drink that you can't actually walk and are puking all the way to the bathroom, leaving a trail behind you.

"If I have one more shot I will be a vomit snail!"

by T20x3 February 27, 2018