An infamous runescape youtuber known only for his introduction. Rumors say he conquered puberty others say he is the stig all we know is his name is Snail Along and he'll see you next time
by IAmJesusandHeisZacharias November 15, 2016

To slowly sabotage someone or something; To bring a relationship or events to an end slowly; kill slowly
by All day 1978 May 3, 2021

"I smoked to much weed and thought my dick could be a lightsaber but it looks like a hypnotized snail 🐌"
by Mrs.C.Baird August 31, 2023

by Ali-A intro March 11, 2022

The act of taking a butter knife and shoving it up a woman’s pussy and scrap around for some vaginal secretion (the white clumpy shit in a pussy) and then using the secretion on a PB and J instead of jelly
Man I love when my wife makes me a snail sandwich for work! It’s delicious and has one hell of an aroma.
by Bigoleballsack September 23, 2022

Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do some missionary?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do some missionary?"
by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015

by BowlPlane January 17, 2023
