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Snail Along

An infamous runescape youtuber known only for his introduction. Rumors say he conquered puberty others say he is the stig all we know is his name is Snail Along and he'll see you next time
runescape nerd 1: I wish I was Snail Along
PantherPro: me 2 noob me 2
by IAmJesusandHeisZacharias November 15, 2016
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snail blade

To slowly sabotage someone or something; To bring a relationship or events to an end slowly; kill slowly
We snail bladed them and before they knew it, we stole the deal.
by All day 1978 May 3, 2021
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hypnotized snail

when a dude uses a glow stick as a catheter rod in his dick in the dark
"I smoked to much weed and thought my dick could be a lightsaber but it looks like a hypnotized snail 🐌"
by Mrs.C.Baird August 31, 2023
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Snail Hail

Why this Why not This Hey Why is There so Much Capital letter So Bye Capital Letters Bye "K" Mom
don't in hail yo Snail Hail Please
by Ali-A intro March 11, 2022
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Snail sandwich

The act of taking a butter knife and shoving it up a woman’s pussy and scrap around for some vaginal secretion (the white clumpy shit in a pussy) and then using the secretion on a PB and J instead of jelly
Man I love when my wife makes me a snail sandwich for work! It’s delicious and has one hell of an aroma.
by Bigoleballsack September 23, 2022
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Snail Backed

When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.
Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do some missionary?"
by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015
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Turbo Snail

When someone is notoriously slow but is trying extremely hard to go fast.
Person 1: Look i'm swimming so fast!

Person 2: No you aren't you Turbo Snail!
by BowlPlane January 17, 2023
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