A person who is either A: Someone who is gay or bisexual and afraid to show it in public or B: Gay and tries to hide it by calling other people gay to seem 'cool' (straight).
A: Ben had always been a closet homosexual, but was afraid to tell anyone close to him.
B: Closet homosexual who is being crushed by the notion that being gay is bad: Dude, your so gay. Stop being gay, you fag.
B: Closet homosexual who is being crushed by the notion that being gay is bad: Dude, your so gay. Stop being gay, you fag.
by Havoc teh Raven April 04, 2006
by timmy2dope April 28, 2005
I had no idea that girl was such a closet hottie. She was hiding that body under that baggy sweatshirt all winter.
by bumbleclot December 02, 2009
A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde
She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.
by 420 Eminel December 24, 2008
A person who is a racist, and tries to hide that fact, and their speech tries to avoid the label even though their actions confirm it.
by insolint July 29, 2014
A furry who hasn't come out of the closet yet.
by Sylandrophol December 03, 2015
by m4m cstat July 10, 2009