bearded clam

hey, show me your bearded clam. Do u have a bearded clam?
by mrladiesman July 14, 2009
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bearded clam

Stay away from the bearded clam.
by Adamar May 15, 2003
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clam jack

The comparative term to the male "cock block." It means to effectively stop a female companion from getting laid.
I was gonna bring this hot guy back to my apartment, but my bitch roommate decided to pull a clam jack.
by Lon October 12, 2005
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Dangling Clam

The rear view of a vagina when a woman is standing up straight with her legs slightly spread. The best view of a dangling clam is when one kneels so that his or her head is slightly below the woman's butt cheeks. This view is so named because the vagina in this state looks remarkably similar to a clam that is hanging and has it's widest face facing perpendicularly towards a person's eyes.
Yo Brian, check out that hot dangling clam over there. We can all see her vagina and she is none the wiser because she isn't even bent over. Fuckin' clam bake over here.
by Bonny LeBaron April 12, 2011
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bearded clam

unshaved vulva that hides the wonderous vaginal opening
Her bearded clam was closed, but I pried it open with my fingers, transferred her love juices to the head of my dick, and gently began to slip it to her.
by John R. January 03, 2004
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Clam Beach

Discribing a period of time when you are completly surrounded by chics. clam
Lets go to the titty bars tonight, last Friday it was a total clam beach and smelled like one too.
by Ryan Cantu September 30, 2006
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clam cram

eating pussy by heavily licking it, desperately trying to make her cum
"She's ugly, but she's paying my rent, so I had to give her a clam cram to get it over with quickly"
by TooSmooth March 25, 2012
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