bull tricking

Bovine sport in which a human participant dazzles and confuses a bull through sleight of hand, oratory skill, juggling dissimilar objects, musical numbers, fashioning balloon animals, rhythmic gymnastics and classic Vaudevillian showmanship until the bull becomes bored and falls asleep, thus delighting the silent spectators.

Bull tricking was first popularized in rural central Illinois in the early 1990s as a humane alternative to other bovine sports.

by KopeofOnrac December 25, 2011

Bull Canoe

When a Bull searches for a Condom but the only thing that fits is a Canoe.

As my Dad used to say... "Aren't we all just Bulls looking for a Bull Canoe?"
Then the shaking started...

by RuneClaw November 28, 2019

Sleepy Bull

When you start to fall asleep sitting upright and your head starts to fall to your shoulder and you snap back upright and act like nothing happened.

She threw her neck out while doing the sleepy bull.

by Biggie Turanowicz July 31, 2012

nick bull

DUST, Loves chicken fingers, sweats very easy, fat and outta shape, loves to hit on the heavy set ladies, when ever there is a money issue he hits the bank of shone Carson

Nick bull

by Nick bull October 5, 2013

bull mess

Nice way of saying bullshit.

Lets go down to the bar and start us a buncha bull mess with the bouncer.

by WillMyers March 10, 2007

Electric Bull

Similar to a Gyrator. Generally a slim fella that gyrates so intense while a girl is riding him she can barely stay on.

Sienna said Dylan was an Electric Bull in bed and that her vagina was completely thrown out of place afterward.

by eric_h October 31, 2022

Horned Bull

An obese, butchy lesbian that walks around the house wearing nothing but a strap on.

My roommate is a horned bull. I can’t have any friends over.

I was bent over cleaning behind the couch when my horned bull said it was playtime.

I used to only date lipsticks but now I’m more attracted to horned bulls.

by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018