God

I believe that god is just a reason for people to blame all their downfalls and wrongdoings, they just want a reason to remove their responsibility, they want to have something to hope for and something to take their time. People want someone to ask to fix their problems, for many people that is God, but... I understand that you want to hope and confess, but that's what friends are for, a good friend will help you in a time of need and comfort you when your sad, a good friend will keep your secrets and wont laugh. And if your a good friend you will trust them and give them the same they give you, no, better... you owe it to them.
I know this isn't really a definition, it's a belief, about God, but I just thought I might put it up...
by Shoomkin November 02, 2009
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris aka God can swim through land
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a made up "being" that people use as an excuse to try to forget about all the disappointing things in the world. People believe in a god because they have to hope for something better out there because they can't bear the fact that this is as good as it's going to get.
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What does God, Gnomes, Fairies and Minotaurs all have in common?
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the medicine of the masses.
atheist: dude but you're dying!

believer: its okay, god will heal me.
*next day*

atheist: poor sucker, that non existing god surely healed him.
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A main character from a bestseller Bible,who created the Earth for seven days,and the rest of the universe with all that planets,stars and all in one day,probably while having a snack,and now contorls us
Then he made his son,with VIRGIN Mary,Jesus,wich later he killed by putting him on cross,to learn his killers a lesson?
But one of the people thought this book is real,and he made the rest of 75% of humanity to belive in that,and not in Little Red Riding Hood.
there are also some other gods,by other books
A:God i praise you
B:Buddha I praise YOU
C:Little red riding hood,i praise you
D:i am hungry
by uptheirons May 25, 2009
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