A phrase French soldiers say in the midst of combat, while receiving a protein shake when they actually need more boullets.
by Elli7777 September 07, 2023
An elegant, heavy stock folded card such as that left atop a silken pillowcase in a ritzy hotel - but in this case, the card, which reads, "Thank You" in large font on the cover, is left after slipping out early following a one-night stand. Inside the Thank You card, it must contain the following phrase in order to be considered an "official" Thank You card, "...for allowing me to fornicate with certainty." No other text, images or pigmentation may be visible. Just that phrase - and only that phrase.
It was 6:20 a.m. and I was slipping into my shoes very quietly as not to awaken anyone - when I remembered to leave a Thank You card. Per my usual routine, I placed the card on the kitchen table next to a copy of the Wall Street Journal, which I'd kindly retrived from the front door.
by Spin Douglass November 01, 2010
by Amanda Bird November 05, 2011
by Jeremy.. February 15, 2018
"Thank you for sending in that insurance check. I got so busy I totally forgot."
"I didn't send it."
"Oh. Well, un-thank you. You're the worst."
"I didn't send it."
"Oh. Well, un-thank you. You're the worst."
by Little Walnut October 02, 2017
"You're so short. So short, in fact, that you couldn't jump over a corgi if you tried."
"Alright, thanks for your opinion."
"Alright, thanks for your opinion."
by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022
by SimoO December 30, 2017