He is the all father, power to bond seal AND repair. (Can also cut anything in half and repair it with his ultimate weapon, flex tape/flex seal)
Phil Swift is my dad
by Phil Swift is my dad March 07, 2019
Phil Swift is a person that makes flex tape and is a crazy son of a bitch that is out of his damn mind
Phil Swift: let me show you the power of Flex tape (randomly saws boat in half) me: this guy is on meth
by Manwhore55 September 30, 2019
by That girl tho1 January 16, 2014
A catchier way of saying 'quick thief'. It's also in reference to the official meaning of Velociraptor.
“He made off with the jewels! He was too quick. There was nothing I could do to beat a Swift Seizer like him...”
by C L G June 30, 2020
Uh oh...Josh is wearing a t shirt and Lynnsey's wearing a short skirt. You know they be gettin' t swifted tonight!
by Strokemyemo September 07, 2017
Occurs when a person exploits their past relationship by expressing their emotions through art and/or social platforms
by Harrison Crew March 02, 2022
by kaisshit November 16, 2021