dude swears

A dude swears to make a swear something is true if they were wrong they would lose their dudeness.

Joe: Dude swears that fucker is mint af
Ayden: Nah dude swears that fuckers worth a 100 bucks

by Evan Hagahansen May 2, 2018

Didn't do shit, I swear

Definitely did something wrong, and is doing a poor job at covering it up.

Doug - "Hey you didn't have anything to do with that missing child, did you?"

Dave - "I didn't do shit, I swear."

by toastyptsd May 11, 2023

swears

used in place of I swear or ong

Tyler: Bro don't you think Chic-filet should close down?
Me: yh fr bro "swears"

by kays ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ April 11, 2022

Swear words

Words that you probably shouldn't say

Swear words include-fuck, shit, bitch, dick

by Trusted Guy September 15, 2022

faux swear

A word or phrase used in replacement of a real @&$*ing swear word. For example, “Crap, Shucks, Son of a Fork, etc.”

My mom says I can’t say the f-word, so I use faux swears instead.

by DJ Kran August 16, 2018

Stinky swear

When one swears upon the most holiest and sacred honours

Yo Mike said he gave that guy a rusty trombone, I asked for a pinky swear, he gave a stinky swear

by JustinJected February 5, 2022