switching to geico

Breaking up with a friend or company quickly after a bad experience, replacing them with someone else.

Sorry Jill, I can't take your shit any longer. I'm switching to Geico.

by hjoyrg March 13, 2020

Switch Hitting

The act of smoking two joints or blunts at once, but switching between them, as in taking a hit from one, then taking a hit from the other one.

"Dude, me and Mike were switch hitting like crazy! I got so high!"

by Will Sotter January 6, 2012

Switching Tracts

After sex, while trying to pee, the act of waiting to switch from sperm tract to urinary tract.

It took forever last night, I had to stand over the toilet for twenty minutes switching tracts!

by KT77 December 20, 2019

switch muppet

A person who can alternate between chaos muppet and order muppet personalities.

#1. She just a chaos muppet.
#2. She's an engineer so she's more of a switch muppet.

by VoightKampffChamp December 1, 2021

Kentucky Switch

When your using a public bathroom and your shit smells so bad or clogs the toilet so you Louisiana Shuffle to the next stall.

Dude, I just dropped a massive shit and it stunk so bad I had to Kentucky Switch

by denimDom March 7, 2020

Sex Switching

It is when you switch tactics during sexual activity.
Can be:
Switching from oral to intercourse
Switching from bottom to top
Switching from rubbing to licking clit
Etc.

I have a real kink for sex switching.
Babe, I know you like sex switching.

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Asshole switch

A part of someone’s brain that is triggered in mysterious ways, causing them to (re)act like an asshole to an innocent comment

All I did was ask him to copy me on that email, and he freaked the hell out. Must have flipped his asshole switch. Damn.

by Fortyphobic November 17, 2018