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cement surfing

When people sleep on city sidewalks, usually performed by homeless people.
"I got kicked out of the shelter, so I guess I'm back to cement surfing."
by The Homeless Guy June 5, 2014
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Mouth Surfing

Sitting on someone's face while rubbing your genitals across their mouth and tongue.
Janet was more than happy to accept Tim's offer to go mouth surfing.
by Captain Otto September 1, 2013
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Clutch Surfing

The only way to drive through insane traffic at all hours in any city...

The act of alternating between clutch and accelerator, without braking to give the impression of surfing or gliding through city traffic...
Clutch Surfing+manual gearshift= happy people
by mightymidgetman May 6, 2011
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surf pig

A girl who hangs out and/or fucks a surfer and/or his friends in said group.
"Did you hook up with Katie at the party last night?"

"Nope, I was too wasted and ended up going home with one of the surf pigs."
by Eddie Bell May 27, 2008
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Surf lifesaver

Surf lifesaving originated in Australia in 1907 in response to drownings at local beaches in Sydney. Such groups became necessary following the relaxing of laws prohibiting daylight bathing on Australian beaches.2 Volunteer groups of men were trained in life saving methods and patrolled the beaches as lifesavers looking after public safety.
Look how hot he is he be a surf lifesaver
by Trippy taco May 10, 2019
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Lockdown Surfing

Lockdown Surfing is the act of continuously traveling to new places that are under less restriction then the place they currently are, due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.

For example, if you are currently in London and see that the city was going into lockdown you would leave to a city, such as Berlin, that was under less restrictions. If while in Berlin, you see that the city will soon increase its restrictions you would leave to go to another city, like Lisbon. This act of Lockdown Surfing is then continued to the next city until there are no more restrictions in place.
"I heard Tom is Lockdown Surfing, he's been living in different European cities in order to avoid Coronavirus lockdowns."
by LockdownSurfer69 October 24, 2020
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Butt Surfing

The act of sliding on ones ass across a wet soapy bathroom floor by means of pushing yourself off the wall with your legs in a forceful motion, preferably naked.
Butt surfing: You should have seen how she butt surfed across that floor!
by Big monkey 8 May 9, 2020
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