Penis Stress

Sexual (dick) dysfunction

Sorry I can't today. I'm suffering from Penis stress lately.

by HeavyLillium November 13, 2019

post dramatic stress disorder

Da freaked-out and exhausted emotions dat you experience after "heavy-duty" social interactions invoking minor/petty/non-existent issues dat one or more self-important and/or fame-seeking fellow humans have blown way outta proportion. Think, da red-faced and utterly-drained feeling you'd feel in grade school when da teacher would "make a Federal case" outta some extremely minor error or dispute/misunderstanding between you and one of her bratty/conceited classroom "pets".

I never bother reading "Dear Abby" anymore; too many of the letters are just preposterously-immature social-tiffs about stupidly-asinine interpersonal issues --- disgustedly wading through all of that usually gives me a major case of post dramatic stress disorder afterwards!

by QuacksO November 17, 2019

terminal stress

Terminal stress is the maximum amount of stress attainable at any given time. The caused can be personal, professional distress, or a combination of the two. Often triggered an astronomical workload or by the ratio of preparedness to approaching deadlines.

I have so many projects due next Friday I’ve hit terminal stress.

by Rural.Juror November 18, 2019

Stress

Her name is BIANCA

Ugh she make me so stress damn my blood pressure so high

by Stupidddd November 21, 2019

Stress-chilling

verb; describes a state of being where one is outwardly chill but inwardly panicking

What someone does when they’re procrastinating, stressing, and hiding from responsibility; you’re still bothered but not willing to do anything about it

Co-worker: “How was your weekend?”
You: “I’ve got a big deadline coming up so I was stress-chilling. I caught up on Netflix while also having an anxiety attack.”

by Stresschiller December 19, 2019

stress squirts

Diarrhea caused by being under a large amount of stress.

I hate preparing for a job interview. It makes me so nervous, I get the stress squirts

by Pyrus Pandora September 30, 2019

Stress Shavings

The eraser shavings that cover your desk after you write a test. Caused by erasing half of your work half way throgh out of stress.

Someone must of just wrote a test in here, this desk is coverd in stress shavings.

by mean memes October 9, 2019