Stoop Daddy

After teenage kids have unprotected sex on your stoop, you are the father - by law.

After the carnival Maya become the proud stoop daddy of over 14 hundred children.

by ToblyMcSmith July 7, 2011

stoop faced

To be extremely drunk or intoxicated, to the point of having to leave a party/club to sit on a nearby stoop to recover.

Damn, that guy sitting on that stoop is definitely stoop faced.

by jibroni July 21, 2011

stoopid juice

alcohol

Alcohol has neurotoxins. Neurotoxins cause brain damage. So, alcohol is Stoopid juice.

by jellyjem September 11, 2011

stoop waffle

The involuntarily release of poop when bending over.

Jade: oh no
Mindy: what?
Jade: I think I just cooked up a stoop waffle

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

stropsa

someone who has a really big beard and mustache (the mustache bothers him bc its so big it goes up his nose). They like listening to really intense music with people screaming.

Birds are really drawn to this person and tend to poop on him.

Wow look at Stropsa, he just got pooped on by that bird!

by smolmuj August 20, 2017

stoopide

A stupid way of writing stupid.

if you're reading this you are stoopide.

by ChezburgerGirl May 7, 2018

Stoopid Bitch

A phrase used to describe an idiot or fool. Usually said with extreme emotion.

Jackson: Hey, Rhett you wanna fight?
Rhett: No you stoopid bitch, I knocked your ass out.
Jackson: ......

by Big Bwak Cock June 7, 2018