A Stephenie Meyer is an egotistical, bored housewife who dreams up disturbing fantasies (some that could even be considered illegal) and makes lots of cash from it. There will be many (mostly illiterature and retarded) devotees of a SM's propaganda, and then there will be the more intelligent Anti-SMs. SMs generally write/talk about drivel that will go on for a long time, and some people will even consider the works of a SM quality fiction.
A Stephenie Meyer: Omg! Did u read my skript, init awsum!!! the main guyzzz soooo hawt!
Me: Can I be honest with you? It kinda sucked.
A SM: OMG!! U FUCKINN BEYACH!!!!!!1HOW DARE YA U R SO FUKIN TARDED I WIL KILL YA N GET MY VAMPZ 2 BITE YA!
Me: Can I be honest with you? It kinda sucked.
A SM: OMG!! U FUCKINN BEYACH!!!!!!1HOW DARE YA U R SO FUKIN TARDED I WIL KILL YA N GET MY VAMPZ 2 BITE YA!
by Light and Takori-senpai May 1, 2009
Get the Stephenie Meyer mug.A very outgoing yet reserved person. Is an amazing friend who always seems to know what to say. Has a huge heart. Very childlike, but can mature in an instant if the need arises. Very pretty and doesn't accept compliments well. Although she may look sweet, which she is, she also has an aggressive side which can be extremely terrifying. But, your damn lucky if you become friends with her. Also a huge dork.
Guy 1:"wow, what an awesome girl! Her name must be Stephania!"
Guy 2:"Of course! Who else can be that awesome?"
Guy 2:"Of course! Who else can be that awesome?"
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To perform oral pleasure on a female for a minimum time period of one hour. Jenkins, lead singer of Third Eye Blind, discloses his penchant for performing cunnilingus, in his lyrics for the hit, "Blinded."
"Vapor round your body glistens in the shower
And I want to stay right here and go down on you for an hour "
"Vapor round your body glistens in the shower
And I want to stay right here and go down on you for an hour "
Q: Did you Stephan Jenkins her?
A: Hell yea, I jenkinsed her all night. It was like the Pacific Ocean
A: Hell yea, I jenkinsed her all night. It was like the Pacific Ocean
by Dickie Guy August 16, 2010
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by Sympilton October 28, 2008
Get the Stephenie Meyer mug.An absolutely gorgeous person. A great friend. Confident. Extraordinary. Tends to make ridiculous comments. Likes to repeat the obvious and re-explain what people say...loves to laugh. Gives off so muchh confidence. Has insane swagger. A dancer...yes a dancer. AMAZING.
by sbucksswagger November 17, 2009
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Fail example 1: Vampires with no fangs and can sparkle in direct sunlight.
Fail example 2: No plot. No climax, only a build up of tension then nothing.
Fail example 3: Pedophilia between a baby hybrid vampire that "ages quickly" and a "shape-shifter" or "werewolf".
FINALLY...
Fail example 4: The whole characters seem similar to those of Charline Harris.
Fail example 1: Vampires with no fangs and can sparkle in direct sunlight.
Fail example 2: No plot. No climax, only a build up of tension then nothing.
Fail example 3: Pedophilia between a baby hybrid vampire that "ages quickly" and a "shape-shifter" or "werewolf".
FINALLY...
Fail example 4: The whole characters seem similar to those of Charline Harris.
Twilighter #1: Lyk OMG! Edward Cullen is so great! These books are great! Stephenie Meyer iz great!
Twilighter #2: I kno rite! Im edumacated 4 readin such big books!!!! I wish he was real! Why did you do this 2 us Stephenie Meyer!! No ill nevr find a guy!!
Twilighter #3: I poured sparkles on all the guys in out class! YAY!
Twilighter #4: Thank god 4 Stephenie Meyer! Without her we would have died!!!!
.... It goes on and on and on....
Twilighter #2: I kno rite! Im edumacated 4 readin such big books!!!! I wish he was real! Why did you do this 2 us Stephenie Meyer!! No ill nevr find a guy!!
Twilighter #3: I poured sparkles on all the guys in out class! YAY!
Twilighter #4: Thank god 4 Stephenie Meyer! Without her we would have died!!!!
.... It goes on and on and on....
by xxcool-kidxx February 25, 2009
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Q: So Stephenie, many fans are disappointed with Breaking Dawn. Tell us, what influenced some of the ideas present there?
A: Well, I decided to take 20 of my most favorite twilight fan fiction and compile them all into one story!!
Q: So Stephenie, many fans are disappointed with Breaking Dawn. Tell us, what influenced some of the ideas present there?
A: Well, I decided to take 20 of my most favorite twilight fan fiction and compile them all into one story!!
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