burke Sellers

when you are extremely awesome and give hasan bro hugs

Burke Sellers is so Burke Sellers.

by Ricoissexy August 25, 2011

fag stealer

A fag stealer aka a guy who mopes about the communal share house and when no one is looking does a sleuth move of taking a handful of whomevers marlbro golds/ winnie blues/ etc are left on the table over night home before sunrise after big party.

" what the f? I had a whole packet of 25's fags I use sole purpose for spinner they last me a week! I stay here and my whole pack is gone overnight? what is this the fag stealer version of the "Elves n the shoemaker??"

by sue doe nim November 14, 2013

Velvet Selleck

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Velvet Selleck is when you've had sex with a menstruating female, then smear the bloody head of your member under her nose, giving her a thick, impressive blood mustache.

Bonus points: If you plug it in her back door, and get a little poo on it, for a richer, velvetier texture.

Bro, I was tapping this chick on the rag, and thought she was lookin' undignified. So, I flipped her around, and gave her the Velvet Selleck.

by justincorrect August 10, 2014

Story Stealer

Some asshole who cuts you off while you're telling a story and tells their own of the same topic.

Josh: "I was out mowing the lawn-"
Kyle: "Funny Story! When I was mowing the lawn the other day.."

Story Stealer

by jjkkmm June 9, 2018

half shelled

The most selfish person around. He hides when he's getting attacked and attacks other people for fun. Hence the term half shell.

Man, Cody is such a half shelled bitch. He told that depressed kid to die and when he got all the hate he played victim.

by electrocaine September 3, 2018

Kill stealer

A guy or group of people that will wait to you engage a enemy and when the enemies health points are low will kill the enemy with as little as 1 shot or hit and steal your kill and hard work

"DAMN! I almost killed that guy "
"That kill should have been mine"
"Fucking kill stealers HONZA!!"

by Kill hater June 21, 2019

Phrase Stealer

A girl that bitches around and steals everybody's phrases.

Me: "Hello Coochie Sucker!"
Phrase Stealer: "Hello Coochie Sucker!"
Me in my mind:"What the FUCK"

by PerraGod June 28, 2019