steven shadows

A fat emo kid who no one likes

Dude 1: Hey man whats up?
Dude 2: Nothing much
Dude 3: hey guys whats going on
Dude 1: Go away steven shadows you fat emo fag

by MASON VASQUES January 2, 2008

Steven Segal

Complete bad ass from Michigan

I went to the store and got my ass beat by Steven Segal

by JJ Ceaz July 7, 2006

Steeving Around

The art of doing nothing when there are important tasks in hand. Derived from Steve Jobs' latent disinterest at recalling any Apple products that have a design fault e.g the iphone 4 and instead thinking up future products with major design flaws that will cause the eventual decline of capitalism

Tom had been steeving around all day and did the sum total of fuck all.

by DrHenryMoody July 10, 2010

Stevening

Getting into a big cross pompous cantankerous redfaced steaming huffy tantrum so that anything happening is suddenly part of a big world conspiracy to offend or inconvenience the Stevener.

"...AND WHY IS THIS COFFEE GOING COLD AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY STANDING THERE LIKE THAT AND WHERE IS MY OTHER TIARA AND THIS IS *NOT* CHOPIN..."

"I wouldn't go in there, Chris - he's Stevening".

by Thrumumummer November 12, 2010

Steven

Steven is a whole snack you will want to fuck him all the time and girls can’t get over him he treats girls right

ONG That’s Steven I Wanna Fuck Him

by You2Too22 August 4, 2019

Steven

The greatest person/name ever...also the sexiest person. I love him!

Steven is SO sexy, I just can't take it when he's near me...RAWR!

by pop goes da weasel May 29, 2008

Steven

(n.) a carnivorous mammal that prefers his food deep-fried with a tall glass of sweet iced tea or a super strong margarita. Offer great advice and support, but only when he feels like it. And often saves the world, but again -- only when he feels like it.

Academically gifted and worldly. Garners the attention and hatred of others by being an over-achiever. Lovably promiscuous. Travels to foreign lands on a whim. Kicks ass when necessary and administers justice to narrow-minded juveniles with a bitch-slap.

Stevens often appreciate good food, good liquor, witty conversation, club music, and hot, sweaty bodies.

Great for a friend. Terrible for an enemy. Approach Stevens with caution (or you gonna get bitch-slapped).

"Hey, what happened to your friend?"
"Oh. He when to Austria to teach people about American materialism, or something like that. He left a few days ago."
"Shit...talk about being a Steven."

by Personal AzN February 12, 2010