banshee squirrel

annoying people that are constantly getting on your case about nothing. they are pricks and dumbasses, and they tend to make random snoring noises out of no where. Shoot these people in the face!!!!!!!!

That bitch over there is a banshee squirrel, she wont ever shut the hell up.. and she constantly is like SNORING or some shit.

by Kory Wilford January 14, 2008

Squirrel gravy

When you cum in a significant others mouth from atop a tree.

Honey, climb up that tree and give me some of that dirty squirrel gravy.

by Thunderclese February 2, 2019

Information Squirrel

Someone who obtains information or data on a subject and stores it away, whether or not they will ever look at it again.

Bob became an information squirrel when shopping for his new refrigerator while he was online and printed 166 pages of the research that he had done.

by bob3d July 25, 2018

squirrel tail

When a woman shaves her pubic hair but neglects to trim her asshole.

I never seen anything like it, I turned the bitch around and seen a 4 inch squirrel tail.

by Dreass December 28, 2005

squirrels in the attic

Madness, insanity, deluision.

He's got a couple of squirrels up in his attic, if you know what I mean.

by gramaticon August 28, 2005

Squirrel Fishing

To throw a nut on a string at a squirrel, then when it holds on, swiftly yanking it upwards. They don't let go.. seriously.

"Hey, wanna go for some squirrel fishing?"
"Sure thing, let me get my rod"

by Anon April 9, 2005

squirrel shot

Secretly catching a glimpse of a woman's underwear.

I was sitting in class and caught a squirrel shot under Kristen's desk. Damn thats a fat squirrel.

by SockTan97 July 2, 2008