"shower gotta get me one just got back from the gym doing my squat thrusts" "squat thrusts are hard. real hard" "its worth it to get a burn in my sweet inner thigh" "you know how you can soothe that burn? pour sweet cream on it" "sounds to me like the sweet cream needs to be whipped blahahahahah"
by brittanie perez July 31, 2008

by Ytram December 19, 2006

Vivian: Well, I'm gonna give, um—you'll buy a snap dog; we'll cop a squat under a tree somewhere.
Edward: Cop a what?
Vivian: Cop a squat.
This is from "Pretty Woman." Notice it's cop, not pop a squat.
Edward: Cop a what?
Vivian: Cop a squat.
This is from "Pretty Woman." Notice it's cop, not pop a squat.
by Jame Gumb December 8, 2007

A vagina resembling a clown pocket. Large enough for one to squat and take a shit in like one would do on a camping trip in the woods.
John:Have you seen Jennifer's pussy man?
Mike:Yeah she's got a squat hole...I'd like to take her camping.
John:Yeah I want some captain D's too.
Mike:Yeah she's got a squat hole...I'd like to take her camping.
John:Yeah I want some captain D's too.
by Jaque MeHauffe October 16, 2009

by Evy89 June 22, 2019

Similar to a Roman war helmet, the Mcnamer squat first requires one to shit upon their balls, and then place their soiled balls upon the eyes of their partner, friend, or unsuspecting victim, allowing their penis to drape down over the nose of the previously mentioned person.
by BagTagChapion August 21, 2015
