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Bearskin Squared

When a couple has sex bare skin on a bear skin rug.
My girl and I rented a log cabin, and did the bearskin squared all weekend.
by captaincrunk May 30, 2016
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Dog Stared

When you go to a friend or family's house and they have several loose dogs running amok inside the house and you try to sit down and eat and the dogs just sit there and stare at you for hours.
Dude I went to my Bros house for a BBQ this weekend and I got totally dog stared the entire time. What a bummer. I lost my appetite and went home.
by 70'srocker September 30, 2016
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porn squared

Porn that is running in the background of adult movie you are supposed to be watching. Also known as porn in porn, double porn, double xxx, and xxx-xxx.
Some dude: Hey Lee, did you see that guy bend that girl over and bang her in the ass.
Lee: Nah man! I missed it. I was watching the porn on the tv that guy had in his office as he was banging the first girl. Damn it! Why is the porn movie playing in the background of another movie always more interesting to me? I think i am addicted to porn squared.
by sam3333444555 March 6, 2019
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piece of shit scared shitless

Man, did you see Josh Hawley run? Talk about a piece of shit scared shitless!
by Big D- July 22, 2022
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scared turtle

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.
I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.
by wipe my butt March 18, 2005
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scared shity

When a person is scared so bad that they shit themself .
jim-Hey lol did you see steve last night?

tom-Yeah at the pary.

jim-We had this big dude tell him he was going to whoop his ass and he was scared shity!

tom-Oh well thats why he was running out of the house lol
by troubledemon November 24, 2009
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Squared the Fuck away

This phrase describes an individual or act that is highly regarded; that is very much on top of things; that exhibits the utmost attention to detail and discipline. Typically heard in the United States Army and other branches.
"Private you are squared the fuck away, do you know that?.....Men, I love a squared away fucking private..."
by Phantasos June 29, 2009
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