spud whacker

A person who likes to get one off over a king Edward or a Maris piper.

John became a seasoned spud whacker after finding he became aroused by a simple rot vegetable.
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker

by Hampton1982 April 26, 2016

Spud Monkey

A chunky pinto colored horse, often times a BLM mustang……

Interchangeable with the name Chunky Monkey

My horses name is Spud Monkey

by Ashley Bighands September 11, 2023

Spud

Spud. Aka Mr. steal ya Girl.

When spud left, you’re bitch did too.

by Bowlterrier69 November 23, 2021

Spud Kelly

Same as Dap, or Respek Knuckles.

Derived from the boxer by the same title.

The friends greeted with a Spud Kelly.

by Dickens Heighdor April 13, 2008

Spud tongue

The little hanging or middle piece of a woman’s vagina

Holy smokes Clyde, ol Malinda got her spud tongue spooled out

by Barnes217 January 25, 2024

Spud

Another term for potato.

Chips are made out of spud.

by Guardian of Emerald December 1, 2016

Spud Monkey

A Chunky pinto colored Horse. Often times a mustang. Interchangeably also known as Chunky Monkey.

My horses name is Spud Monkey

by Ashley Bighands September 11, 2023