splashback

When the crap drops from a distance great enough so that , when it comes in contact with the surface of the water in the toilet bowl the water, and whatever is in it, splashes and hits your ass, hence splashback

It sucks to have a splashback after you pee

by eye kill fish October 14, 2003

splash pants

pants that make the "swishhhh" sound when you move in them. called splash pants because you can get them wet/splash in them.

"yooo johnny m, those are some sick splash pants!"
"thanks maddi, wanna here them when i walk"
'swish''swish''swish'
"dammnnn...theys fly"

by lindsay_anne August 19, 2007

slash ignore

Saying "slash ignore" to someone means you don't want to hear what they are saying. From MMORPGs (e.g. WoW), where the command "/ignore" hides all messages from a specified user.

A: "Go fuck yourself!"
B: "Slash ignore."
A: "What?"

by Niddler October 13, 2007

Cosby Kids Splasher

Little pieces of shit that look kinda like deer poop. The turds sometimes have a mind of their own and splash the toilet water up, causing a drippy poo-hole.

-Resembling Cosby Kids causin' a rukus at the swimming pool.

Denny: Ahh dammit, the Cosby Kids Splasher got me again! Sad thing is, I only brought one towel :/

Jim: That sucks dude..

by Hot Carl4229 April 4, 2009

Smash and Splash

The act of masterbating while taking a shit

Eddie was so busy @ work he had to smash and splash to relieve tension.

by ECARs 2.0 March 11, 2009

ScrewFace Stinger Splash

Mouth stabbing until the point of regurgitation. Once regurgitation is achieved the man collects the regurge form off off his phallaginal region an proceeds to smack and reinsert regurge back into the oral cavity of mouth stabbee.
Repeat process until desired regurges have been achieved.

Did you get on the ropes and in all the corners?
I DID give Monica one helleva screwface stinger splash!

by Pregnant People July 5, 2010

Slash

Half-man, half-beast with long curly black hair hiding most of his face. He usually wears a top hat, maybe to honor some foreign tribal cult. That strange creature played guitar for the human zoo Guns N' Roses, as well as Slash's Snakepit (of which the name transcribes well the zoo side of the band), and is now a part of Velvet Revolver. He used to inject some (commonly-)brown thing (called heroin) into his veins, using it as the door for another world - unfortunately no one can stay forever in that parallel world. He sometimes "accidentally" mixed the brown thing with other things (like cocaine), provoking the bloodthirsty attacks of small monsters.

"And last, but definitely not least. In a world that he did not create, but he'd go through it as if it was his own makin'. Half-man, half-beast, I'm not sure what it is, but whatever it is, it's weird and it's pissed-off, and it calls himself Slash." - Axl Rose to introduce Slash (1988).

by Lea Page May 2, 2011