Snurgling

The act of using your own snot on your hand as lubricant to masturbate.

1. John couldn't come to work today. He said hes snotty so i bet he's home Snurgling.

2. Sorry i couldn't come to work yesterday. I was snotty, but at least i got a good Snurgle off.

by Snurgler January 21, 2026

Snurgling

The act of using your own snot on your hand as lubricant to masturbate.

1. John couldn't come to work today. He said hes snotty so i bet he's home Snurgling.

2. Sorry i couldn't come to work yesterday. I was snotty, but at least i got a good Snurgle off.

by Snurgler January 21, 2026

Smuggling a midget

When you are desperate for a turd

“ I feel like I’m smuggling a midget”

by Josh,Marth&jonsey January 21, 2026

Siggying

When someone says they’ll attend an event or follow through on a commitment—usually because they want to avoid disappointing others, or simply can’t say no—but ends up bailing at the last minute or ghosting entirely.

Often happens because the person has overcommitted and made too many plans, leaving them stretched too thin to actually follow through.

“Don’t hold your breath waiting for Derek to show—He's probably siggying again. Said yes to three different parties tonight.”

by Marga-Rita July 29, 2025

Spingling

Bullying a certain discord mod of the TVT server.

Example 1: Yo i just bullied a mod!
Example 2: You just did some spingling, good job!

by Pat The October 3, 2025

Smuggling Koalas

The act of shoving a kiwi into the vagina and pushing it back out repeatedly, the fuzzy skin gives the impression of having intercourse with a marsupial

Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night, she was smuggling koalas during foreplay

by SuperGoatGuy November 8, 2025

Niggling Mantis

A praying mantis that is dark in colour, usually brown to a similar description of an African American persons skin colour.

Holy shit it's a Niggling Mantis.

by FroggerTheRIbbit November 17, 2025